Weird Jobs, #1

I once spent a summer dressed as a milkmaid with a blonde wig and a corset that pushed my boobs up to my chin, handing out free samples of butter.

I was 17 at the time, and had to approach strangers, asking if they wanted to taste my creamy butter…

I may be unemployed now, but hey, could be worse. I could still have old men asking me if I “churned the butter myself”, and complimenting me on my “udders”.

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